28/06/2011

my brother jason is absolutely awesome.

remember that time i made a glogster for our geography coastal management thing and the teacher ended up saying 'oh, we don't have a projector so just make the speech' and i was like D: cause i spent hours doing it ... sad sad. well, maybe you don't remember but now you do cause i just told you :D

so guess what my brother gave me as a birthday card for my bday? IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

http://jaceh.edu.glogster.com/my-sisters-15th-bday/

and if you roll your mouse over the rabbits in the bottom right hand corner they hug each other :')

I LOVE MY LITTLE BROTHER HE'S SO CUTE. and he gave me a pink sheep rubber from smiggle as a present ... which i will show you guys a photo of when i get around to taking a photo :D

and some more advertising regarding my brother's talents in creativity/art/designing, etc. (which is why he would be an awesome architect ... awesome art skills + really cool lego making = cool building and drawn plans.) this is a glog he made for school which i already posted on my facebook about but .. it blows my mind. REAL GOOD compared to my coastal management one which really ... looks kinda bland. yeah :D

MY BROTHER IS AWESOME.

17/06/2011

my brother attended a public speaking class today (: and apparently cause it was their first week they started off with easy topics. my brother got 'what is your favourite song?' and guess what his answer was?

... justin bieber's baby.

why? according to him it's easy to talk about and everyone knows it. the teacher also commented: he has a great voice, less ums, and that he knows a lot about it (in depth background knowledge)

well duh. he went into a profound description regarding his concert, etc.

and at the dinner table he presented my mum a crumpled sheet of paper. my first thought: he scrunched it up in a tantrum but he still has to show the note to mum. i asked why the sheet was so dead ... and he said:

cause we got it when it was really windy and it got really annoying. and i couldnt be bothered opening my bag and putting it in cause it'd fly everywhere and not go in straight so i scrunched it up and put it in my pocket.

INGENIOUS. all those year meetings in the anzac quad with roaring winds ... me struggling to fold flying sheets into my bag ... yet all this time i could have scrunched it and put it in my pocket! i have no words to describe my current feeling.

oh and at his public speaking class he had to buy this folder with some stuff inside. 20 DOLLARS OMG.
it's the same folder treble used to bring to school :D

05/06/2011

my brother jason is very very talented :)

just thought i should note down some cool things he can do - i'll be updating this over time :) and maybe i should add photos. hm. yeah ... proof that i'm not blabbering randomly 8D

1. do cool tongue splitting trick
2. make very realistic bomb explosion sound with his mouth
3. scream a very very high pitched sound thought impossible by the human mouth
4. bend a toothbrush (courtesy to ... 8D)

also i should mention: my brother, being almost the same height as me (maybe <5 cm off) ... has very long legs.

I'M SERIOUS. his legs are very long. why? WHY COULD I TELL?

ok when we're standing he's only a teeny bit shorter than me. BUT WHEN WE SIT DOWN I'M LIKE A HEAD TALLER THAN HIM. which means: his upper body is shorter than mine. which means: his legs are longer than mine. which means: his legs take up a larger percentage of his body. which means: HE HAS A MUCH MORE DESIRABLE BODY THAN ME.

yeah that last statement sounds slightly creepy? well he's skinny and has long legs and has long eyelashes and bigger eyes ... something which is far beyond my short legs and fat thighs and lack of visible eyelashes due to a monolid.

i rest my case :D

p.s. when i get a chance to sneak some photos of me and my bro sitting and standing (or maybe just say ... hehe this is for some sort of project) i shall put it here :) watch this space.

06/05/2011

yesh :) sad how i forgot most of the details. well, there was a day when the dinner atmosphere was awkward. again. but it was cause of my brother ... hm. dont remember why? this is why i hate it when i leave something to blog later cause i never remember it.

WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER IT. okay one of our chairs are starting to break so my mum and dad blamed jason for it since he's the one who always swings on the chairs and sits on it back to front, leans on the back, etc. and the next thing i remember is him shouting 'YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME' and then he started crying and stomped away.

sorry but this blog post may not be 100% genuine in that i might have meshed some events together due to short term memory. the next time i told him to stop procrastinating cause i noticed that he had moved a lot of stuff around on his desktop, changed his theme, etc. then he did that muttering thing and got angry. then that thing where you slam doors, deliberately do everything a tad more violently. like slamming books, slamming drawers, etc. it's annoying. and some time or another, i heard a riot inside the bathroom, only to enter it after him and find his toothbrush bent at a 90 degree angle. literally:

and just then? shortly after i arrived home, my mum discreetly told me that before i came home there was another session. my mum told jason to stop playing games or something, and somehow that led to my brother taking out the mother's day present he bought her and cutting it in front of her. yes, CUTTING IT. (keep in mind this is a secondary account). it was only yesterday when he showed me the soft toy and beauty set he had gotten her. i caught a glimpse of the toy under his desk a few hours ago.

i didn't see him cutting it, and he's perfectly fine all other times. i've just been posting about extremities :( i'll post more unbiaswise next time :)

30/04/2011

maybe i should get a little more original with my post titles.

well, my brother noted how my bun in my display photo thing looks like a love heart :) ... and the weird thing is it kinda does. ANYWAY.

yeah. he keeps aggravating my dad cause i think my mum picks on my dad so much my brother does that too. so much for trying to improve our already struggling relationship with dad psht.

he throws the most tantrums when you tell him to get off the computer to work or for dinner etc. then my dad gets angry and then my brother gets angry then he will switch his table lamp off violently, close the monitor angrily and turn off the computer from the physical power button. then he will stomp away and my dad will pick on his bad attitude and stuff and then my brother will stomp on the floor even harder and, if my dad says 'look at his stupid face' my brother will say 'YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE' and then it goes on. and it gets annoying and stuff like yeah ...

he also does that if he does something stupid and we start laughing at him or something. like in mahjong i think dad will say something like OI I CAN SEE YOUR TILES. then my bro will overreact and go WHAT THE HELL STOP LOOKING AT MY STUFF and he will slouch in his chair and have that really annoyed, frustrated, omg-what-am-i-doing-here, rolling eyes, glaring face on and make the entire atmosphere awkward. and that defeats the purpose of mahjong - to have some quality family time. so we usually stop playing after someone wins.

but of course, nothing like this happens when anybody is over. and he doesnt throw tantrums 24/7, i just don't post when he's being normal >:) he's actually pretty awesome usually.

24/04/2011

wow i accidentally wrote 2010 in the blog title the first time round haha.

my brother's recently got his own bed - the top bunk :) we bought two mattresses (discount for bulk buying!) - one to replace my mum's old one and a new one for my brother. why? to those who don't know, we have a bunk bed. my dad used to sleep in the top bunk and me on the bottom but then we got a new bed and simply moved his mattress to his new bed in my room. as a result, the top bunk's been used as a storage space for forever :) stuff that's been on the top bunk: a keyboard, unused blankets, clothes, handbags, the list goes on.

... BUT NOW the top bunk is inhabited! by jason. he got one of those cool bed sets WORTH SEVENTY DOLLARS and it's really cool. it's themed blue and greenish and it's got stars on one side and stripes on the other. yes, i am jealous. and he now PROCLAIMS THAT AREA HIS TERRITORY D: evidence:

he attached a stretch big rubber band (the ones that can stretch to over an arm's length) between the stairway and stuck this with tape to the rubber band. yeah. took me a while to find a time when he wasn't in the bedroom OR my room, scan it and the tape it back where it was (yesh, a tedious yet rewarding process). and i'm sorry i didn't get to scan the one before, but i remember it went along the lines of: NO ENTRY 7:30AM - 11:30PM on yellow paper :)

oh and did i mention that he has justin bieber stuck to this computer? yeah. i'm a hypocrite, but thought you should know :')

caught off guard

i was talking to my brother over msn for the sake of doing so ...

when we started spamming each other with emoticons. 

then he said 'lol' ... AND I COULDN'T HEAR HIM LAUGHING IN THE LIVING ROOM.

HE WASN'T LOLING AND HE WROTE LOL. HE WAS LYING TO ME D: it's one of the biggest online sins.

^ hey look, the most hypocritical post ever.