Sunday, 5 June 2011

05/06/2011

my brother jason is very very talented :)

just thought i should note down some cool things he can do - i'll be updating this over time :) and maybe i should add photos. hm. yeah ... proof that i'm not blabbering randomly 8D

  1. do cool tongue splitting trick
  2. make very realistic bomb explosion sound with his mouth
  3. scream a very very high pitched sound thought impossible by the human mouth
  4. bend a toothbrush (courtesy to ... 8D)
also i should mention: my brother, being almost the same height as me (maybe <5 cm off) ... has very long legs.

I'M SERIOUS. his legs are very long. why? WHY COULD I TELL?

ok when we're standing he's only a teeny bit shorter than me. BUT WHEN WE SIT DOWN I'M LIKE A HEAD TALLER THAN HIM. which means: his upper body is shorter than mine. which means: his legs are longer than mine. which means: his legs take up a larger percentage of his body. which means: HE HAS A MUCH MORE DESIRABLE BODY THAN ME.

yeah that last statement sounds slightly creepy? well he's skinny and has long legs and has long eyelashes and bigger eyes ... something which is far beyond my short legs and fat thighs and lack of visible eyelashes due to a monolid.

i rest my case :D

p.s. when i get a chance to sneak some photos of me and my bro sitting and standing (or maybe just say ... hehe this is for some sort of project) i shall put it here :) watch this space.

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