23/11/2011

been a long time since i posted and i feel like i'm just blurting all this old stuff out.

a few things that happened ages ago which i only remembered happening now, and i made a post about it on my blog :) most of it has got to do with jason, so yeah :)

click here to see that post :D

17/11/2011

my brother has a cold, so yesterday he asked me how to say (insert word in chinese - i dunno how to write it) in english. i said that it's flem or mucus, but that i thought the stuff in your nose could also be called mucus.

so this morning i suddenly remembered he had a cold so i was like "oi you have a cold! why are you getting so close to me ><" and he was like "i don't have a cold anymore. i only have a little bit of slem."

and i was like :| "wait what. say that again?"

jason: "i don't have a cold anymore. i've only got a bit of slem." i begin to laugh, realising what he was trying to say. and, like a child enjoying my own joke, i said "say that again!"

jason: "what?! why?! fine. i don't have a cold anymore, i've only got a bit of slem!" by this time i was rolling on my bed laughing and my brother was just looking at me weirdly in that whole "i have no idea why you are laughing" expression. but then again, he didn't know.

so after calming down i told him that it was flem. he too started laughing and did that whole awkward crow, tumbleweed thing and it was cool :D

also, later in the day, he said something weird. you know Rain ... that Korean celebrity guy? well in this drama he always licks two fingers on each hand and pretends to 'do his sideburns'. do you know what i mean?! i know it sounds weird. i'll attach a screenshot if possible sometime. it's kinda like -lick- -lick- -raises hand and strokes sideburns several times-. do you get what i'm saying? well we were laughing about it, and jason suddenly said "oh look!" and he did that thing and looked like he was about to do something else, but then froze.

then he said "oh damn! i created this whole sequence but i forgot it! i think i licked my fingers then touched my sideburns and did other stuff with my hair .. urgh i forgot! you know ... a sequence like your awkward sequence?"

and i laughed again! it was so weird. i'm trying to imagine jason giving dating 101 to some guy and teaching him how to do his sideburns 'the cool way'. oh dear ..............

edit: i was trying to check if what i said was right and if flem actually DID mean what i meant it to mean and look what i found .....

a COMMON IDIOT MISSPELLING!?!?

i fail.

11/11/2011

we were planning to buy ice cream in coles today and we were trying to decide which ice cream to buy. there was vanilla, chocolate and boysenberry. my brother was then like:

Ja: "Let's take chocolate." (grabs chocolate tub)

Me: "Oi! Why don't we try boysenberry? I've never heard of that before."

Ja: "Nah. It looks just like raspberries ... plus, they're probably poisonous. Get it? Poison-berries?"

Me: o.O "Okay whatever"

then later when we were looking at the nuts section i began laughing when my brother couldn't figure out how to close the lid thing on top of the trays. it's kinda hard to explain but i'll try:

btw the photos aren't really good quality cause they were taken on my phone and my phone's camera is not that great =/

so this is how you open the thing. you push the handle bit ...

and the thing opens.

but my brother thought that it was one of those lids where it's two layers. he thought that the not-so-transparent bit showed another layer so he was trying to pull the layer underneath down, but it wouldn't budge. 

it was a funny sight :) but then, my definition of funny is a bit off .....

18/11/2011

last day of work experience! had great fun and really enjoyed it! everyone was super nice and i learnt a lot :)

well about an hour ago haoyi called me but i missed the call. suddenly, i remembered that i was meant to go to a friend's house tomorrow! so i was telling my mum about it and organising it when my bro started telling me about how he got A+ for his project which he finished in one night (why is he so like me. bad bad bad.).

so i just nodded and kept talking to my mum. then he kept butting in and i was like D: SHUT UP CANT YOU SEE IM TALKING TO MUM?! cause he always does that ... he';l talk to me and when mum butts in he will stomp the floor and tell my mum to shut up. so my brother stomped the floor and said the equivalent of WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? in chinese and stomped off to his table. i kept talking to mum and overheard him ripping paper and guessed.

turning around, he had torn his project (a booklet thing which he stayed up doing and woke up early to do) into four. i said WHAT? in canto (but not the whole WHAT what but the WHAT as in the what did you want to say what. you know? the nice what you say when someone taps you.). he then deliberating pouted and snapped back with a NOTHING. then murmured 'i ripped it anyway'. in that whole 'DID YOU HEAR THAT?! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU I HAD TO RIP MY PROJECT UP.' and that whole even-though-you're-murmuring-you-want-people-to-hear-what-you-said.

urgh. boys boys boys.

06/11/2011

i really need to post the yugioh LCGX post but i cant be bothered editing the video and finding a way to put it here (cause the file's ginormous) yet ... so im sorry about that :( probably next weekend ...

walking out of my room and into the living room, i caught my brother staring intently into his computer screen. i immediately began to draw closer, eager to see what he was doing.

the screen was blank. it was black, but it emitted a soft glow which meant the monitor wasn't off. perplexed, i turned around and asked jason what he was looking at ...

and at that exact moment the monitor flicked to his favourite game - powder toy. turns out it was just loading.

so ... several hours later i casually strolled out again. mocking myself, i decided to see what he was doing on his computer this time. i took a double take. why? probably cause he had this image almost fullscreen-size splattered across his monitor ...

those are his eyes on a photo he took of his rubber
he calls it 'Annoying Orange - Jason Version'

you know ... the Annoying Orange on youtube?

07/10/2011

sorry about the lateness of this post! i've been really busy for the past few weekends what with exams and everything. i recently did my ipt hsc and apparently it was the hardest exam in 6 years ... and i totally agree. it was so difficult i felt like Mr Bean when he was doing his calculus exam :D

whoops what a diversion from the subject of this post. so for a few days in the holidays my brother wanted to sleep with me so i was like ehe fine. but i had to sleep on the outside cause apparently he's scared of this face that moonlight casts on the door or something :|

so we're weird and we find weird things really funny. so we were like rolling over each other. you know what i mean. like you get one to lie down, face down, and the other rolls on top and it feels really funny. so we were playing and we were like giggling (my mum was trying to sleep) and we were finding it really hard to stay quiet. and then i thought of a very funny trick i could do ...

so he was like omg lemme do it again! and im like ehehehehehe (in an evil way). i figured that if i lay on the very edge of the bed (cause i was sleeping on the outside) he's roll over me and find no more bed to land on. you know what i mean? haha it was a funny thought at the time. so i laid down and got him to roll over me. so he rolled ... but while he was balancing on my back he must've felt something weird. maybe cause he began to wonder why he had to roll so far or maybe cause he sensed my evilness. he stuck his hand where he was meant to land and ... to his horror there was nothing there! immediately i could feel him sticking his foot forward to push himself from the shelf (i have a shelf beside the the end of my bed) and he stuck his hand up to hold on to the poles (i sleep on a bunk bed). so he was like AAAAHHHH and i was like >:D MWAHAHAHAHA and it was like a struggle to see if i could get him off the bed. so it was a bit like this:

so yeah, there was a struggle. i just tried to turn my body toward the edge of the bed so he could fall off while he was like holding on with his hands. so we were like seriously laughing our heads off in one of those stomach hurting ones and then I WON! i turned and he knew he was going to fall so he braced himself and landed without hurting himself (i would REALLY hurt him ...).

by this time my mum had woken up and was really annoyed, so she turned on the light on her bedside table and turned around preparing to tell us to be quiet, only to be met with two cackling kids ... and jason, who was sleeping on the inside, was lying on the ground.

02/10/2011

it has been quite a while since i've blogged due to exams and a whole lot of activities lately (my excuse for being lazy) ...

my dad's still sleeping so i was going to use my brother's computer to blog a bit. so i turned on his nice Windows 7 computer (compared to my sad Windows XP one - but i still like it better ohohoho) and waited (because he decided to install every program he sees and etc.)

and so i opened blogspot.com and weirdly it redirected me to blogger.com (it's weird cause i think jenmonster.blogger.com doesnt work but jenmonster.blogspot.com does. yet the logo thing says blogger. i'm so confused.) and then when it loaded it said redirecting ... and then BOOM IT SHOWED A PAGE.

why did i write that in capitals? CAUSE SOMEONE HAD ALREADY LOGGED IN LIKE MY BROTHER and guess what his username was?

JaceMonster. I KNOW RIGHT. sound familiar to you? yeah, maybe cause his name is Jason and my username is jenmonster? does he not know the difficulties to overcome in finding a username? (i seriously have no idea how to come up with one ... experience after having HanaKimiAddict as my crunchyroll account and stuff since year 6 haha) i also dont really suit cuty-pie-jennifer or something like cupcakessss. hence i had to go searching for those username-generators and i typed in my name and it gave me like a page long list of things. and i was like hm .. reading until JENMONSTER came up near the end and i was getting tired and i was just like FINE.

:) yeah. he's a copycat. i better hope he keeps himself signed on and checking to make sure he isnt following this blog :)

the screen that blew my socks off

omg i can hear my bro getting up so i better leave this page soon :)