17/11/2011

my brother has a cold, so yesterday he asked me how to say (insert word in chinese - i dunno how to write it) in english. i said that it's flem or mucus, but that i thought the stuff in your nose could also be called mucus.

so this morning i suddenly remembered he had a cold so i was like "oi you have a cold! why are you getting so close to me ><" and he was like "i don't have a cold anymore. i only have a little bit of slem."

and i was like :| "wait what. say that again?"

jason: "i don't have a cold anymore. i've only got a bit of slem." i begin to laugh, realising what he was trying to say. and, like a child enjoying my own joke, i said "say that again!"

jason: "what?! why?! fine. i don't have a cold anymore, i've only got a bit of slem!" by this time i was rolling on my bed laughing and my brother was just looking at me weirdly in that whole "i have no idea why you are laughing" expression. but then again, he didn't know.

so after calming down i told him that it was flem. he too started laughing and did that whole awkward crow, tumbleweed thing and it was cool :D

also, later in the day, he said something weird. you know Rain ... that Korean celebrity guy? well in this drama he always licks two fingers on each hand and pretends to 'do his sideburns'. do you know what i mean?! i know it sounds weird. i'll attach a screenshot if possible sometime. it's kinda like -lick- -lick- -raises hand and strokes sideburns several times-. do you get what i'm saying? well we were laughing about it, and jason suddenly said "oh look!" and he did that thing and looked like he was about to do something else, but then froze.

then he said "oh damn! i created this whole sequence but i forgot it! i think i licked my fingers then touched my sideburns and did other stuff with my hair .. urgh i forgot! you know ... a sequence like your awkward sequence?"

and i laughed again! it was so weird. i'm trying to imagine jason giving dating 101 to some guy and teaching him how to do his sideburns 'the cool way'. oh dear ..............

edit: i was trying to check if what i said was right and if flem actually DID mean what i meant it to mean and look what i found .....

a COMMON IDIOT MISSPELLING!?!?

i fail.