14/10/2012

OMG I THINK MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOUR AS ME!!

this was from a while ago, and he told me this joke his friend said which he thought was really funny. well it's not really a joke. anyway. he has a friend with really small eyes, and someone once said to him 'omg why are you so smart?' and the guy was like 'i use less of my brain capacity for seeing, so i have more brain space to think'

GET IT?!?!?! can totally relate to the small eyes thing :L

and and and recently my brother told me this thing he saw on the Internet and it went like this:

steps on kellogg's cornflake on the floor. gets labelled a serial killer.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA we spent a while laughing about it. well. yeah. i have a weird sense of humour.

28/03/2012

super super late post. but found this written in my 'to blog' list and thought i should just mention it.

continued agers later but yeah.


well my brother was looking through my yr 6 school diary, and i wrote people's initials in capitals and wrote b'day afterwwards. so like maggie chen's birthday would be written as MC's b'day or something.

so he was flicking through and he saw DAD's b'day and came up to me, showed me and said 'those are cool initials'.

i was like ==' ................... and then: "it says dad ...."

Jason: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

04/06/2012

my brother let slip evidence of bad influence in high school.

Jason: Yeah ... that's why I gave you the sugar-honey-ice-tea one.

Me: ...

Jason: ...

Me (pretending not to notice): brilliant.

you bad boy. swearing no good la.

03/04/2012

Jason: I can't wait to start learning colours in French cause then we can learn nerf. It means nine.

Me: Colours?

Jason: ...

Me: You said colours. 

27/04/2012

My brother is throwing another tantrum in the living room by slamming things and screaming and stomping because my mum told him to get off the computer.

First blog post in a while :) what a great start ...

11/03/2012

so yesterday my brother wanted to chat with me at night.

and half way through it i touched my nose and i said 

"i have so many blackheads D:" 

and jason was like "... i have them too"

so i replied with "that's why you should wash your face more you lazybum"

and jason was all like "but you can't see them ..."

me: "well then you better wash your face more often before you start to see them"

jason: "haha yeah so i don't really have blackheads at the moment ... i have skin-colour heads!"

and omg akjgksjdgslkg we were laughing so hard cause it was so funny at the time!! :)

did i mention that my brother has a friend called eric shen? well back when i did chinese school thingo he was in my class (and like 23875698473 years younger than me but still did so much better than me )': ...) and now he plays with my brother. and some time ago jason said 

"hey you know eric shen right?"

"mhmmm"

"LOL everyone calls him erection"

me: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

25/02/2012

there is so much i have to catch up on.

but.

JASON GOT BRACES. TODAY. AND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL HE SMILED.

oh, btw they're clear :) he said that he wanted to choose green (his favourite colour) but my mum said that it would look like he had heaps of veges stuck between his teeth.