this was from a while ago, and he told me this joke his friend said which he thought was really funny. well it's not really a joke. anyway. he has a friend with really small eyes, and someone once said to him 'omg why are you so smart?' and the guy was like 'i use less of my brain capacity for seeing, so i have more brain space to think'
GET IT?!?!?! can totally relate to the small eyes thing :L
and and and recently my brother told me this thing he saw on the Internet and it went like this:
steps on kellogg's cornflake on the floor. gets labelled a serial killer.AHAHAHAHAHAHA we spent a while laughing about it. well. yeah. i have a weird sense of humour.