30/04/2011

maybe i should get a little more original with my post titles.

well, my brother noted how my bun in my display photo thing looks like a love heart :) ... and the weird thing is it kinda does. ANYWAY.

yeah. he keeps aggravating my dad cause i think my mum picks on my dad so much my brother does that too. so much for trying to improve our already struggling relationship with dad psht.

he throws the most tantrums when you tell him to get off the computer to work or for dinner etc. then my dad gets angry and then my brother gets angry then he will switch his table lamp off violently, close the monitor angrily and turn off the computer from the physical power button. then he will stomp away and my dad will pick on his bad attitude and stuff and then my brother will stomp on the floor even harder and, if my dad says 'look at his stupid face' my brother will say 'YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE' and then it goes on. and it gets annoying and stuff like yeah ...

he also does that if he does something stupid and we start laughing at him or something. like in mahjong i think dad will say something like OI I CAN SEE YOUR TILES. then my bro will overreact and go WHAT THE HELL STOP LOOKING AT MY STUFF and he will slouch in his chair and have that really annoyed, frustrated, omg-what-am-i-doing-here, rolling eyes, glaring face on and make the entire atmosphere awkward. and that defeats the purpose of mahjong - to have some quality family time. so we usually stop playing after someone wins.

but of course, nothing like this happens when anybody is over. and he doesnt throw tantrums 24/7, i just don't post when he's being normal >:) he's actually pretty awesome usually.

24/04/2011

wow i accidentally wrote 2010 in the blog title the first time round haha.

my brother's recently got his own bed - the top bunk :) we bought two mattresses (discount for bulk buying!) - one to replace my mum's old one and a new one for my brother. why? to those who don't know, we have a bunk bed. my dad used to sleep in the top bunk and me on the bottom but then we got a new bed and simply moved his mattress to his new bed in my room. as a result, the top bunk's been used as a storage space for forever :) stuff that's been on the top bunk: a keyboard, unused blankets, clothes, handbags, the list goes on.

... BUT NOW the top bunk is inhabited! by jason. he got one of those cool bed sets WORTH SEVENTY DOLLARS and it's really cool. it's themed blue and greenish and it's got stars on one side and stripes on the other. yes, i am jealous. and he now PROCLAIMS THAT AREA HIS TERRITORY D: evidence:

he attached a stretch big rubber band (the ones that can stretch to over an arm's length) between the stairway and stuck this with tape to the rubber band. yeah. took me a while to find a time when he wasn't in the bedroom OR my room, scan it and the tape it back where it was (yesh, a tedious yet rewarding process). and i'm sorry i didn't get to scan the one before, but i remember it went along the lines of: NO ENTRY 7:30AM - 11:30PM on yellow paper :)

oh and did i mention that he has justin bieber stuck to this computer? yeah. i'm a hypocrite, but thought you should know :')

caught off guard

i was talking to my brother over msn for the sake of doing so ...

when we started spamming each other with emoticons. 

then he said 'lol' ... AND I COULDN'T HEAR HIM LAUGHING IN THE LIVING ROOM.

HE WASN'T LOLING AND HE WROTE LOL. HE WAS LYING TO ME D: it's one of the biggest online sins.

^ hey look, the most hypocritical post ever.

me being bad :(

i know that this is kind of bad, but i think i'm going to block this website on my bro's computer :(
yes, it defies the concept of freedom of information
BUT IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD. HE WILL WANT A COOL BIRTHDAY PRESENT >:D

... so i dunno. if any of you guys wholeheartedly oppose to this act of evil i will unblock it :)

comment with your opinion?

02/04/2011

We had finished playing our game of big 2 since my dad lost, when I suggested that we try something new - snap! And so we played several rounds of it, and just as our parents were beginning to familiarise themselves with the game, I told them of the modified version (yes, the one Larissa introduced at year 9 camp!)

Which we played several games of too, and also during which we had an insane laughing fit.

imagine playing intently, watching every card fly down, your hand prepared to thump down with every move. it's my brother's turn. he plays his card. no match *. it's my mum's turn. no match. my brother starts scratching his armpit with his free hand. i play my card. MATCH. a flurry of hands crosses my eyes - and the next thing i know a large, black, hairy OBJECT is sitting on my hand.

... my brother's head.

turns out that he was so desperate to snap while scratching his armpit with his free hand that he flung his head down instead. and no, he did end up taking all the cards. a little piece i thought would entertain my followers :D

* when i say match i mean a card you are supposed to snap :)

jason as a scuba diver

read the first bit of my blog post in MY blog if you want to read about my brother as a scuba diver: Second Instalment - Failure

today i spent perhaps more than 40 minutes sitting with my friends in table tennis ranting about my brother, my dad and my mum. and they all came to the conclusion: i shall be nicer to my brother, comfort him during his tantrums and stay quiet when he's arguing with my parents.

i will try! :)

P.S. i'm sorry that i haven't posted my 'awesome thing that happened' yet cause i'm running out of time. maybe tonight if i have time or tomorrow after school! thanks guys :)
P.S.S. i enabled anonymous comments :) sorry for the previous inconvenience ...

01/04/2011

yesterday jason stayed up to 12 o'clock in order to decorate his boiled egg.

... YES HIS BOILED EGG. i will show you a picture.

oh my gosh. i have my camera in front of me and i just realised that his boiled egg is Lady Gaga. You see, apparently they had to model it on some sort of celebrity. i was sure he told me something about Steve Irwin the other day ...

Lady Gaga side view ...

Lady Gaga other-cheek-view

well it turns out that he DID end up winning the egg competition and he won a chocolate easter bunny. which is sitting on his desk now. unwrapped. exposed. I AM SITTING AT HIS DESK. but it's ok, i resisted for the past few hours ;)

well about an hour ago he kissed me good night after he exercised to 'burn off the chocolate that he had eaten'. then eating more chocolate and running around more. and i feel kind of bad because i shooed him away because i said i had stuff to do - like writing on a blog dedicated to him :(

i guess i should go an sleep in his top bunk for five minutes as he asked me to? you see, he got a new mattress, bed sheet, pillow, pillow case, etc. (those really cool $120 bed sets) and he wants me to share his happiness :)

... did i mention that several hours ago he came up to me and told me in an upset voice that he had accidentally eaten soap in the shower? then, while hugging him to comfort him, he shouted APRIL FOOLS!

edit: my brother currently has a pet spider. he showed me (by shoving it in front of my face) ... and now has a new ultimate weapon against me. well, it's not really a pet since he's kind of torturing it. he's got it inside this hole-less box and it looks kind of dead to me. yesterday he tried to catch a moth too so the spider could be fed ...